a guy called
turn beautiful ideas
into amazing brands
and lots of other stuff
he doesn't like to brag about...
(such as doing award-winning work for big bad brands™ like Ogilvy, Ford, Nestlé, Mars, Unilever, BP, Repsol, et al.)
If the reason why you're here is:
"Someone told me you know
a thing or two about Design and stuff,
so I was thinking if you..."